When I studied "Divinity" I majored in omnipotence. Since I already knew everything, I placed out of omniscience.
I was thinking that if I were a church leader I would rather be called a "prelate" than a "primate."
"If at first you don't succeed, try try again" does not apply to sky diving.
I was so frustrated trying to figure out where to put a mezuzah on a revolving door that I wanted to just slam it.